Unsportsmanlike conduct
The most obvious rule is to have integrity. We are all grown-ups now right? Max, you 18 yet?
Holding on the offense
As soon as you complete a task it has to be posted to the chat. You can’t hoard completed hunts and post them all in the 23rd hour.
Upon video review..
All tasks have to be recorded in video/photo format.. ya know, so I can get Twitter famous while you guys do hoodrat shit with your hoodrat friends.
Challenge on the field
Gray will be the Queen of England on anything questionable that we can’t resolve ourselves. Also so Jake can have a mini-stroke. Here’s looking at you, big guy
- Let’s start out big – Get a tattoo (10pts)
- If it’s an MFL logo tat make it (15pts)
- If Hanna does it (+5pts)
- Tip your dealer – (1pt) to the tattoo “artist” for every person they tats. God, please don’t let me get too drunk..
- Speaking of getting drunk, let’s make sure you guys are on the struggle bus for 24hrs. (1pt) for ever 4 beers/seltzers consumed
- (1pt) for every 2 mixed drinks consumed
- (1pt) for every shot taken. Good luck.
- Compeat and finish a restaurants eating challenge (5pts)
- (1pt) for every Fast and the Furious movie you watch in the 24hrs. Don’t turn your back on your family.
- Steal something from someone’s yard in the league (2pts)
- Selfie with a bride and groom at a wedding (5pts)
- (1pt) for every Whopper eaten throughout the day
- Get a socially unacceptable haircut (5pts)
- If it’s done by someone else in the league (+1pt)
- Every hour you spend in a Waffle House (2pts)
- Wake your significant other up with a bucket of water (3pt)
- Karaoke “Get Jiggy With It” at a bar (4pts)
- Watch Zombieland with someone from the league – take a drink every time a “rule” comes on the screen (3pts)
- Let Gray choose your Facebook profile pic for 12 hours (5pts)
- Longest time spent in a swimming pool consecutively (3pts awarded at the end)
- Get a retweet from a celebrity (2pts)
- Play a round of golf with someone from the league (3pts)
- In that round – longest drive of the day (1pt)
- And to whoever shoots the lowest score (2pts)
- To make it fun for the non-golfers, Whoever drinks the most on a golf course (4pts)
- Shotgun a beer – then make a prediction on who comes in last place this year in the league (1pts)
- Drink a Bloody Mary before noon (1pt)
- Win $20+ on Bovada with a single bet (4pts)
- Consume 600mg of caffeine in 24hrs. Good luck (2pts)
- Waldos in Vero has some killer Crab Cake sliders. Enjoy (2pts)
- (2pts) to whoever has the worst sunburn at the end of the 24hrs. Bring that aloe, homie.
- Mimosas are cool, right? (1pt) for every one you down.
- Take a drag off of a strangers cigarette (1pt)
- Download tinder – let Gray set your profile bio for 12hrs (4pts)
- (+1pt) if by some miracle you actually get a match
- Get a restaurant to sing you happy birthday (2pts)
- This is for the OGs – hit someone with that Chris Benoit Crippler Cross Face (1pt)
- Drugs are bad, okay? But if any of you fools get faded.. (2pts)
- (+1) if you do it at 4:20am/4:20pm
- (3pts) if you can pull off a legit trade involving keeper level players/picks
- (+3pts) if the trade involves a Mathew Berry top 10 player
- We talked about tattoos – but piercings are cool too right? (3pts) for a piercing
- Catch a wave on a boogie board – gotta borrow it from a kid like a creep tho (1pt)
- (1pt) if you get taco bell after 2am. Enjoy your belly pain in the morning
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