Yes yes yes, my picks haven’t been getting enough traction on the inter-webs so I decided to take a page from ESPN and embrace the debate culture so people pay attention to my shit. This time, instead of the basic tired old top 12 lists, I’m going to also break the list into tiers. Each …
Week 6 Picks
I read this the other day, “Success is no longer a teacher after the age of 30. You only learn from failure”. Standing right on the precipice of 30, that stood out to me. I’m back to taking college classes again, still trying to cram four years of college into ten. I’m back at the …
Week 5 Picks
*Press Conference* *Room buzzing with reporters and talk* *Lobos Owner and Coach Mitchell Dohm sits down behind Microphones. Mitchell looks disheveled, dirty and with eyes as red as the devils dick* Reporter 1: “Mitchell, some people are questioning some of the managerial decisions you made last week, do you have a response?” Mitchell: “LISTEN HERE …
The time I almost coached at UCLA and week 4 picks
Does anyone ever look back on life and think ”man, if I had only done that differently things would’ve turned out so much better.” Me too. Pretty frequently actually. And Almost always about.. coaching mistakes I made back in my prime Oh what - you guys thought I was about to bring up some real …
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Week 3 Picks by (2-0) Ben Walbrown
Hello everyone. This is take 2 for me. I had written a great intro. I made up a story that sounded an awful lot like I worked at a mid tier paper company and I had this ridiculous boat that decided to host a roast. And then I segwayed into the picks where I proceeded …
Crazy Game, Crazy Life: Week 2 Picks By Jake
When it comes to football we can all get crazy sometimes. Crazy is good, Crazy is fun, heck crazy is exciting. Today I want to talk about the craziest things that have happened to me in my almost 30 years of life. Many of these things happened on some of my world traveling I’ve been …
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Week 1 Picks
I get a twitter notification every day at 12pm from an account called “Daily Death Reminder”. The alert is a tweet from the account that simply says "one day, you will die". Football is something that has played a major role in my life. Some of my happiest memories are my father and I watching …
Sex, Steroids, and the 2021 MFL Power Rankings* *Surprise appearance of Adam’s Ass
By Logan Devega Welcome one, welcome all! To the wonderful show of how my brain works in mysterious ways. Now, this is usually where Mitchell goes into a long monologue about a childhood experience or about how Michigan has broken his heart once again. Well not today! I just dry-scooped two scoop fulls of pre …
2021 Draft Grades
It’s time for draft grades. And if I am handing out grades, that makes me the teacher and you are my students. I am a firm teacher who doesn’t waste time. Set down. Pencils out. Let’s get to work. Hanna’s Honeys: A Well, you could have just gotten Najee and probaby still have bounced out …
The MFL Draft Day Extravaganza ’21
Draft day is almost here and this year its going to be something special. We are in our 3rd year of our dynasty league, and the 9th year of the MFL (if you count DFL years). Can our League Champion Jake keep it together with his divine ability to play the wavier-wire? Will a bottom-feeder …
The MFL 