Unsportsmanlike conduct The most obvious rule is to have integrity. We are all grown-ups now right? Max, you 18 yet? Holding on the offense As soon as you complete a task it has to be posted to the chat. You can’t hoard completed hunts and post them all in the 23rd hour. Upon video review.. …
Jake Mattison: Official MFL Soccer Correspondent
I haven’t always been a fan of soccer. In 2013, I moved into the frat house (as I called it) with my brother’s friend Jarrod. After “Sailor Jerry” his own name for himself at the time (hence why I call him Jerry sometimes and why he is in my phone as Jerry) watched me play probably …
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“Thank you for choosing my Wendy’s, this is Max. How can I help you?”
A short story about a day in the life of Max... It started as a normal Monday for me, went to work, did the shopping for the week at Sam’s Club and then back to the kitchen to prepared some of my world-famous Baby back ribs, “If it don’t fall of the bone itzzz free”. I …
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What does Uncle Kracker, The 4th Grade and MFL Power Rankings have in common?? You’re 1,400 words and a half dozen grammatical errors away from finding out.
For the Talent Show at Spook Hill Elementary School in 2003 I was all lined up to sing a duet with a girl that I had a crush on name Vickie. It was a big time for me. Not only was I "liking girls" but I was also, for the first time ever, singing in …
I’m In For 2021 and You Should Be Too
You know the feeling… It’s that sinking feeling that all of that time you spent reading, studying, grinding over the past 6 months has been a gigantic waste of time. We all know the feeling. I want to convince you to keep playing fantasy football. Not because it’s worth your time (it is NOT) but for other …
The Game*, The Playoffs and The Great Lobo in the Sky
*Note From the Author: I want to spend this entire article listing the things I’d do/give for Michigan to beat Ohio State but at this point that just feels like a Letter to Lost Loves. So, you’re lucky cause I just deleted two thousand words about Jim Harbaugh… Jim Mora talking about the playoffs is …
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The playoff and tin foil hats
Live look at me running playoff scenarios this week: https://media.giphy.com/media/h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X/giphy.gif I figured instead of a throwback story this week I would do a breakdown of where we all stand and where we go from here.. also FYI it’s Lobos hate week Who’s in: Max Record 10-2 1537 points scored Yeah fuck that guy, am I …
Happy Thanksgiving & Welcome to the World of Chaos
Hanna and I have really grown out of the “watch shows together” phase of our relationship. Years ago, when I first started to notice her watching shows and movies without me, I was a little hurt. Now, I realize it’s the best for both of us (primarily because I just watch sports and the Simpsons). On the rare …
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Wide right and Week 11 picks
https://media.giphy.com/media/vPJztf5sHWhSkat4CI/giphy.gif What. The. Fuck. I've had to watch this all week on ESPN and that's about all I can articulate. What. The. Fuck. Hey you guys know I’m a Bills fan, right? I’ve only mentioned it pretty much daily in conversation since.. well forever. Now if you’ve ever wondered how a kid from a hick …
The 37ish Year Old Cocaine Dealer That Taught Me To Love Golf…. Oh And The Picks
The years was 2007 but more importantly, it was the summer before I went into high school. Even though I had a very big personality, I had friends, I had, what I’d say, was a decently popular social life. I (like every fourteen-year-old ever) struggled with confidence. I struggled with feeling like I didn’t fit …
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