By Mason Smith Power Rankings. This is what the preseason all lives up to. If we can all recall back to last year what Mitchell’s preseason power rankings were, and in parenthesis after their name how they actually finished 2018 – side note I had to relisten to one of those podcasts to get this …
Your Team’s Shit… But I Can Help
By Jarro Rouse As I sit on my couch, sipping Absolut, procrastinating my hurricane prep, only one real thing is on my mind. THE LEAGUE That’s right gentlemen, priorities. Learn them. There’s a reason your team is shit - and it’s probably because you’re buying ice and shoveling every pack of brown …
Day 14… Still No AirPods. Plus a true Taco Bell Story
So there I was… standing in line at Taco Bell. The Bell is my usual lunch spot on days that end in a “y” but this time was different... I wasn't excited. My mouth wasn't watering... I had fallen into quite the Bell Rut. (Bell Rut is when I keep ordering the same thing at …
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What to expect when you’re expecting… A Draft…
The draft is finally here, and I am as excited as a teenage girl in 2014 when Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back at Starbucks.... (Pause for laughter) ... (Continues pausing) COME ON that's pretty good. I guess it takes a while to get back in the groove. Let's try again. The draft is finally here, …
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Uh… Hi?
I remember a blissful period of my life when I'd spend 20-30 minutes before Thursday Night Football and I'd write a column of winners and losers for the week. Which... between us... was really just propaganda to get the players I want and insult the teams I thought were good. But it was fun, I …
Week 9 Picks/Mitchell Becomes Your GM
This week, I’m going to give each team a piece of advise that will improve your team and help you make the playoffs. This week, we put Mitchell in the GM position for each team! Tim vs Logan Tim. Man this seat is hot and has cob webs everywhere... Like no one’s been here in …
Week 8 Picks/MySpace update
This week I started a new playlist on Spotify called “Songs that were once my profile song on MySpace”, catchy I know. As I compile the list, a rush of emotion comes over me. I can actually remember the feeling/emotions that lead me to putting that song on my profile. Shadow Stabbing by Cake is …
Week 7/Power Rankings
So... About last week… I was sick and because of that, you got a lack-luster effort. I’d say I’m sorry but we both know that would be a lie. To repay you, I’m going to give you an updated power ranking. Jake. Right? This makes sense here. At this point this team is like …
Top 50 Flex Rankings
Updated October 10th Le’Veon Bell Antonio Brown Ezekiel Elliott Julio Jones Kareem Hunt AJ Green Mike Evans Devonta Freeman Jordy Nelson Lesean McCoy Todd Gurly Leonard Fournette Micheal Thomas Melvin Gordon Dez Bryant Bradin Cooks Keenan Allen Doug Baldwin Gronk Ty Montgomery Jay Ajayi Carlos Hyde Jordan Howard Ty Hilton Davante Adams Stefon Diggs DeAndrea …
Week 5 Picks. Plus some excuses…
#Awooolll #LoboPower Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I figure that the only way I can solve all of these trade issues we’ve been having is by posting a rest of the season FLEX rankings. For you kids that don’t know, FLEX rankings are RB,WR,TE. I'm posting them separate from this post …
The MFL 