Week 5 Picks. Plus some excuses…

#Awooolll

#LoboPower

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I figure that the only way I can solve all of these trade issues we’ve been having is by posting a rest of the season FLEX rankings. For you kids that don’t know, FLEX rankings are RB,WR,TE. I’m posting them separate from this post and will be updating them quarterly throughout the year, because why not. Now, ranking players took longer than I thought so… no witty into. Sorry…

Mason vs Ben

You know what they say about the Devil getting his due? Well… In this case, we know who the devil is, but you people keep making deals… I don’t get it but hey, what do I know. Maybe he’ll give you a good trade. LOL. I’m not going to lie, I was disappointed Ben didn’t let me have it on the group chat. I mean, I talk all this junk and I don’t even get a suck it when I’m wrong? COME ON!? If someone doesn’t clap back, I this just feels mean. Well, Ben’s team still sucks and I don’t believe that Powell or Houston D/ST will be able to keep up with Mason’s demon team… Ya know… cause he’s the devil. Mason wins.

Jarrod vs Derek

Dang, Derek had that one shining moment where we forgot about how bad his team was and there was a slight chance he might make the playoffs. That was fun. Now that it’s back to reality and Derek needs to sling some players around to keep from finishing last. Jarrod is coming off his first loss and once again, we won’t see a perfect season. Sad. But hey, good news is you play Derek this week and that’s practically a bye week at this point. Jarrod wins.

Hanna vs Tim

Family battle. Hanna’s team finally clicked and beat Jarrod last week. Tim took a tough loss and in addition to the loss, Chris Carson went down and that’s a killer. I’m too involved in this game to pick a winner so I’ll use my “Who am I sleeping with” tie breaker. Hanna wins.

Jake vs Caleb

With each passing week, the thought of Jake stressing mid-season management gets funnier and funnier. Caleb is off fighting the good fight, which hopefully means he doesn’t have to watch FSU play, looking rough. At least his fantasy team is doing well… Caleb wins.

Gray vs Adam

Adam’s team is on a hard slide in the wrong direction. It once showed real promise, now it’s starting to trend the other direction. I still have some faith that he can right the ship and I believe that will start this week. Adam is my super lock of the week upset special. Mainly because half of Gray’s team is on bye and I have money that he won’t change his line-up. Adam wins.

Mitchell vs Logan

Logan… Won… A… Trade. I know. It’s shocking. Adding Cobb, Gore and Ingram should be a very nice addition to this team that was hurting after Cooks injury. Sadly I’m not sure that will be enough to ya know… change the fortune of the team but it might be enough to keep him in the playoff chase. The Bo’s on the other hand are the lowest scoring team in the league and I’m starting to run out of excuses… but here’s some. Oakland played Denver. Cooper just ate popcorn. Marshawn was fed Tropical Skittles. Cam Newton spent more time on his fashion this off season then preparing for the football. Julio was hurt. Mike Evans WAS ROBBED of a Touchdown (for real though, who’s with me?!) Here’s the deal, teams gonna come around. Don’t lose faith in me. #LoboPower. #Awwwooooooooooolll

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