ANNNDDDDD we’re back… what? 3/5 = >50% right on track i will fill you in on my picks from the last two weeks. in week 3 i got Logan, Mason, Caleb, Hanna and myself. week 4 i got Jake, Mason, Ben, Caleb, Tim, and myself. what? i went 100%. i’m hot rn Wouldn’t ya know …
Week 2 Picks: Mitchell was Right/Mitchell was Wrong
Yes. Back-to-back weeks. We are officially back now. Speaking of being officially back, I was gone so long that I don’t have to be creative; I can just play the hits! There’s a time-honored tradition in this blog to take a moment and celebrate where Mitchell was (repeat after me): right (you didn’t say it out loud. Do you understand …
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MFL 2026 Week 1 Picks
Ahhhh hellllooo friends. It’s that beautiful time of year again. Football is back, Jack. Speaking of being back, the MFL weekly picks are BACK, Jack. Yes and as we set sail on the new season I have some promises for you… I’ll do more weeks this year than I miss! Probably, idk, life’s crazy sometimes. …
… Test, Is This Thing On? 2025 Playoff Post
SCENE: THE CONTROL ROOM OF MITCHELL'S MINDLights flicker on inside a chamber shaped like the inside of a thought bubble. Floating screens drift overhead, displaying memories, worries, hopes, and highlight reels of all the times Mitchell tried to fix something after watching only three YouTube videos. A glowing Control Console sits in the center. Buttons, …
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Week 4/5/6 Picks w/ The Dark Lord
*Doors slide open* *A chair is turned facing a window* *All that is heard is the sound of breathing* *A humble henchman enters* “Dark Lord” *The henchman bows* *The chair turns around revealing Mitchell* Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI! What the line on Monday night football?” Siri: “Kansas City -10” Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI! …
Week 1/2/3 Picks + Power Rankings
The Life of a NPC What if I’m not the main character in my story? I work about 38 hours per week, 1 on 1 with a young man that’s been diagnosed with Autism. He’s a very compassionate and creative little dude. One of his struggles is awareness, he often wonders into a thought and …
2022 MFL Draft Weekend Guide
A draft day note Guys I’m super pumped to start the 2022 MFL season and we are going to kick it off with a fantastic 2 day draft party. Here’s a quick outline, plus some notes and thoughts. Things to know: League Fee: $100. Cash, Paypal, Venmo, ApplePay. The draft party will start at 7pm …
The Middle of June
Every summer growing up my father would take my sister and I up to the Pisgah National Forest where we’d spend a week or two camping. Those are some of my most cherished memories from growing up. We’d spend our days hiking, biking, swimming in the rivers and exploring waterfalls. We’d explore everywhere we could. …
A Long Overdue Note From Your Champion
The year is 2070 *Curtains open* *You see an elderly Mitchell, surrounded by super bowl trophies* “I’m so great” chimed the reasonably handsome old man, his words bouncing around the halls of his empty mansion. “I don’t need anyone except for myself and my beautiful trophies” *the squeak of an old door* “Who is that??? …
2021 Superlatives & Playoff Picks
Its the most wonderful time of the year. The lights are out, the tree is up, and there is a cheerful smile on the face of children. All of this in honor of the magical MFL playoffs. Playoffs are wild. There’s uncertainty, anxiety and 11 months of work poured into something that’s almost as random …
