Hey… we are two weeks into the season… let’s play a fun game of (everybody say it with me, like they do on family feud when they reveal the answers…)
MITCHELL WAS RIGHT
AND
MITCHELL WAS WRONG
I am a big man, let’s start with where Mitchell was wrong.
- I gave Jarro an A on his draft grade, couple swings and misses for him on the draft. Plus, I don’t think Hardman or Arcega-whiteside would have much of a role if it wasn’t for injuries, so any points they get this week don’t count… don’t question my logic.
- Caleb’s team won a game (shrug emoji)… His team is slightly better than I may have been hyping it to be… still the third worst in the league though.
MITCHELL WAS RIGHT
- Remember that one time I kept saying Hanna’s team wasn’t bad? And Mason/Jarro said she was a bottom 3 team (Check MFL Spring Game Podcast)
- The Draft is overrated and stupid. Anyone willing to agree yet that last years draft (outside of the first 4 picks) didn’t matter? I could be wrong on this one, because I didn’t do all the research but here’s some gems picked in the first two rounds… Derrell Henderson, Justin Jackson, Devin Funchess, Parris Cambell. I digress.
Back to my main point… I am right like 80% of the time. Unless you do the math
To the picks!
Mason vs Hanna
I want to live in a world where Mason is 1-2. It’s my dream. And I believe Hanna might have just the team to do it… and by the team, I mean the QB & RB… And by THE QB & RB, I mean the cowboys are playing the Dolphins and that can make anyone great. Also, big fan of Golladay, I wish he was on my team. Mason has both of his Green Bay players playing Denver, which is a better defense than advertised. Also, did y’all see that dude who touched the hem of Shawn McVays cloth, who’s now coaching Green Bay, said he wants an even split between Jones and Williams… Yikes.
Hanna Wins
Ben vs Tim
Ben has both the worst scoring team through 2 weeks and the deepest bench in the league… that’s mismanagement if I have ever seen it. Meanwhile, Father Tim has the weakest bench in the league and 2 top 5 QBs… who saw that coming… Now, since either of you read this, I am going to play love connection and just tell Logan he needs to call Father Tim and get Lamar Jackson from him. He probably won’t ever start him.
Tim Wins
Derek vs Jarro
For the love of all things, can we get Derek to change his stupid ass name? Also, battle of the sharks this week? Maybe… kinda? Well, Derek’s team not only features Sammy Watkins but TWO… not one… TWO Denver RBs. Yikes. 3 things Jarro should be concerned about. 1. Detroit hates all running backs since Barry Sanders left, it’s criminal they don’t use Johnson more. 2. Devonta looks like a literal pile of dog shit and you bench is thin…unless you’re starting Austin Hooper. 3. Cleveland looks like a huge disappointment, which has an effect on Nick Chubb. You know what Jarro doesn’t need to be concerned about? Beating Derek.
Jarro Wins
Logan vs Adam
You know Adam is 2-0 right? How cool is that? Do you also know Adam has had the second fewest points scored against him and is 7th in total points scored? You know what I smell here? Fraud. Fantasy. Fraud. Speaking of fantasy fraud, I have a confession… I may have over exaggerated about how bad Logan’s trade was… it really wasn’t that bad… (Mason you better apple pay me that $10)…. Speaking of that bad, Logan’s team isn’t that bad but…
Adam Wins
Caleb vs Gray
One of these teams will be 2-1… what a world we live in. Now, that still doesn’t change the fact that both of these teams are every bit of below average. Caleb’s team is so bad, that starting Raheem Mostert is the a real life answer. Meanwhile, Gray probably wont put John Ross in… Just a guess based off his body of work.
Gray Wins
Mitchell vs Jake
I want to live in a world where Jake is 0-3… I want to so so bad…
Here’s the reasons to think I’ll win this week. 1. Kamara has to embrace life without Drew Brees. 2. DJ Moore has a former Texas A&M QB tossing the rock to him and 3. Chicago has a very unpredictable offense so there’s a chance he scored 5 points this week…
Here’s the reasons why I won’t win. Life is a cold cruel bitch.
Jake Wins
Have a great week everyone (Kissy face)
Dear God, it’s me, Mitchell…
I know I ask a lot sometimes, but can Michigan please beat Wisconsin? I am not ready for my college football season to be over yet…plus you remember all those years Michigan has let me down? What about that time I went to Beefs with Jarro to watch Michigan play Bama and I had to leave at the end of the first quarter? I am not saying you owe me here but… to most onlookers they’d say you do… so be a pal and just make that entire offense look less like a dumpster fire. And let that beautiful mustached bastard Don Brown remember how to coach a defense.
With Love,
Mitchell
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