In the first couple years of doing this blog, I recorded each game I picked and kept a win and loss record. Something simply validate myself, my picks and my belief that I was smarter than everyone else. Now, the blog has evolved past that. This isn’t about picks anymore. This is about me being petty, using my platform to put people on blast and ultimately me wishing things into existence by picking them.
For example, I have noticed Jake loses almost every time I pick him… so I pick him.
Caleb wouldn’t trade me Dhop, so now constantly put his team on blast.
Logan went away from the ways of Dohm, and traded all his stars, he is gonna lose a lot now. (well he already was)
Adam beat me first, and I still haven’t forgiven him.
You see, this here… (motions around the room with his arms) is all nonsense and I am just thankful that so many of you read it. (the website records clicks and views so there’s no hiding). All of this to say, I love you all and if you make any trade, that isn’t with me, it is a bad deal, my team is the best and I know more than all of you.
*whispers* I also went 100% of my playoff picks so far. So yea… I am pretty damn smart too
TO THE PICKS!
Derek vs Jake
Well, Derek, much like the dolphins, won a game that actually hurt him last week. The season is really starting to hit its shitty point for Derek, not talking about his team… the fact that his season is almost over and he is gonna have to pay back all that money we gave him. Hopefully whatever he used that interest free loan on, is starting to yield some results. Also, checks in the mail… Jake. Is. BACK! The team that I have always had faith in is finally back to 100% and should start scoring some real-life points. Speaking of real life points… Derek’s team? Maybe? Probably not. Anyways, Jake’s team is just better. Sorry Derek.
Jake wins
Mason vs Gray
Hey, I know we all want to laugh at the fact that the Lobos are on a two game losing streak but the Mistress scored 65 points last week! 65! Sure, he benched Jimmy G but he only scored 10… so 75? Put that with his 70 from week 1 and his 80 from week 4. Mistress maybe no good? Maybe? With Jake on a comeback tour, that 1 game lead could be alittle shaky. Good news is his team is built on the backs of other teams… the other good news is, he is on his bye week this week.
Mason wins
Jarro vs Adam
Guys, I know I disappointed last week, but for the love of all things, can someone beat Jarro while his team sucks? He is starting Mecole Hardman this week. Mecole Hardman isn’t good and he will be returning punts for a year before he makes his way to the XFL. Kareem Hunt & Chubb will be super interesting for the rest of the year, if Hunt gets 9 catches a game, they can but be fantasy relevant, but I think they are going to end up hurting each other more than helping in the long run. Paging the real Keenan Allen… could you please come to the front desk? Also, how about the fact that Kupp didn’t catch one ball last week and Adam still won? Gezze. Also, anyone watch that Rams game last week? BILL BELICHECK SNATCHED MCVAYS SOUL IN THE SUPER BOWL. Dude is coaching like the Monstars without the secret powers. Speaking of secret powers. MY STONE COLD, LOCK OF THE CENTURY. OF THE WEEK
ADAM WINS
Also I feel like no one knows what the stone cold lead pipe lock of the century, of the week is… so here’s a link. This features a Jamarcus Russell reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUZZ0LTHDGM
Logan vs Hanna
I am not gonna do it guys… I am not gonna spend my time making fun of Logan’s dismantled roster. I won’t do it. Am I disappointed? Sure. This team was actually good at one point, now…. Wait… I am not gonna do it… Hanna, man remember that one time Mason & Jarro said Hanna had one of the worst teams in the league and I said she’d make the playoffs.. I do. My current analysis of Hanna’s team… it has PTET potential. What’s PTET you ask? Pass The Eye Test. Yep I said it. Kenny Golladay is my favorite player ever. Speaking of favorite players ever, Hanna is gonna win.
Hanna wins
Tim vs Caleb
Now this one will be interesting. 7th & 8th seed team play each other with Jake on their heels. For Tim, Lamar Jackson is a star (good thing you didn’t trade him like I told you to over and over again). The bad news, still no TY or Thielen. Caleb’s team is.. eh? He dropped a solid 70 points last week. I think Tim, even without two starters has the better team.
Tim wins
Ben vs Mitchell
Well… The losing has to stop eventually… right? We all know my Lobos are good, let’s take a look at Ben’s team. I, honestly, commend Ben for his efforts this year. He has taken a decently okay team and made it into a team that you won’t want to see during the playoffs. This team could still really benefit from a couple 2 for 1’s before the trade deadline because there is almost too much talent on the roster. I’d say, this team has about 10ish startable players and is fielding a pretty good line up with week without Lockett or Golden Tate. I think David Johnson will be okay, yielding RB1 value for the rest of the season. Dhop is a top 10 player in the league. Lockett is a WR2 all day. Golden Tate has a ton of value and Kirk/Brown/Mclaurin are all soild flex plays. Team is going to provide a decent floor. Since the trade with Caleb (week 5) Ben has only gone below 100 once, that was week 8 with 94 points and he still beat Jake. I like Ben’s team but the Lobos are the Lobos still.
Lobos win.
Dear God, it’s me, Mitchell
How about them buckeyes eh? Just gonna let them off the hook like that? Eh, NBD, I trust you will do right on the day of justice (November 30th). Your son Jim has a match with little brother this Saturday and maybe an opportunity to put the final nail in Mark Dantoni’s coffen (fingers crossed). But we shall also keep our eyes towards the day of judgement at the end of the month when you will make all things whole.
In the name of the Kakis, the glasses and the hat
Amen
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