Hello everyone. This is take 2 for me. I had written a great intro. I made up a story that sounded an awful lot like I worked at a mid tier paper company and I had this ridiculous boat that decided to host a roast. And then I segwayed into the picks where I proceeded to roast. I followed up each roast comment with “BOOM ROASTED.” I got through my first 2 roasts, that is when I felt God in this Chili’s tonight and realized this isn’t fun for me. I felt like I was being more mean than funny and even though there are no friends in fantasy football, you guys are my friends and I didnt want to do that to you.
As we move forward I am going to keep this short sweet and to the point. My commentary is going to be simple, mainly because I don’t feel knowledgeable enough to comment.
Papa Time vs Max’s Marksmen
Seeing that the ESPN probability is 50/50 made me really happy. I’m a fan of symmetry so that’s nice. Max takes it
Adams’s Island Survivors vs Uncle Sammy’s Elite.
Caleb, coming from someone who started Parker almost all last year. Don’t do it. He will never do as much as you want him to. Swap him out for James White or make a trade and get someone who won’t fill you with disappointment. Adam wins
Hanna’s Honeys vs Derek’s BDE
Mid Table Derek has proven his team is a bit more than mid table. Derek takes it.
Mitchell’s Lobos vs Jive Turkeys
Jake Kamara is at his peak value. SELL literally everyone is telling you the same thing. I think your price is way too high. BUT to each his own. This whole thing is a crap shoot and 50% luck so you do you MITCHELL WINS
Logan’s Legion vs Mason’s Mistresses
Logan is a force to be reckoned with. We all know that. Mason gave me the option of his own or Logan’s 3rd in the last trade we made. I told him “give me your’s!” Logan is going to the super bowl and I predict he will have very few losses between now and then LOGAN WINS
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Jarro’s Landsharks vs The Kracken
I have made some bad trades over the years but that is over! I will be making moves to improve my team as opportunities present themselves. That being said it is not likely that I pull out a W on this one. That being said, I wasn’t favored to win week 1 or week 2. I love a good underdog story! GIVE ME THAT W!!!!!!
The MFL 