*Doors slide open*
*A chair is turned facing a window*
*All that is heard is the sound of breathing*
*A humble henchman enters*
“Dark Lord”
*The henchman bows*
*The chair turns around revealing Mitchell*
Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI! What the line on Monday night football?”
Siri: “Kansas City -10”
Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI! Text My Boo Mason Smith. You want to bet tonight? I’ll take KC -7”
*Laughs maniacally to himself*
Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI!! Text my sweet baby Derek Bornemann. Yo, you trying to make a deal? DJ Moore is like a top 3 WR in the NFL. Give me that backup RB Rahmandre, I think he’s hurt”
*Laughs even louder to himself!*
Dark Lord Mitchell: “I’m so great. And pretty. And smart. And funny”
Henchman: “Ah… Dark Lord”
Dark Lord Mitchell: “Oh you’re still here? What do you want?”
Henchman: “The small minds of the MFL need your guidance and wisdom. Have considered blessing them with your picks”
Dark Lord: “HEY SIRI! Call executioner. Hey buddy, can you come kill this henchman in here? He’s messing with my vibe.”
*Henchman is carried out*
Dark Lord Mitchell: “ah, well I guess I should probably write some of these picks down. HEY SIRI!!! Call my assistant… Spanna. Spanna! Get me another henchman in here to record my thoughts”.
*Henchman 2 enters*
Dark Lord Mitchell: “Alright, Hechman, what’s my record on the year?”
Henchman: “12-6”
Dark Lord Mitchell: “HEY SIRI CALL EXECUTIONER”
*Henchman 3 enter*
Dark Lord: “Alright, continuing on in my perfect season, I’ll give you my picks for week 4. Give me…
Hanna over Jarro
Mason over Max
Ben over Adam
Derek over Jake
Father Tim to smash the bros
Logan over Mitchell BY LESS THAN 2 POINTS”
Henchman: “Oddly specific Lord, but spot on”
Dark Lord Mitchell: “Yes, my wisdom is unmatched. I’m the smartest best looking man in the worrrrllllddddd.
To my picks. Week 5 shall play out as such…
Jarro over the Kracken
Mason over the JT’s
Hanna over Adam
Father Tim over Logan
BDE over Max
Mitchell over the Bros
Henchman 3: “Wow, it’s like you’re predicting the future”
Dark Lord Mitchell: “You’re damn right. To week 6…
Adam over the Lobos
Papa Tim over Jarro
Mason over the Kracken
Logan over Max
Smash Bros over Jake
HANNA OVER THE BDE. HANNA DONT LOSE.
Henchman 3: “You’re certainly the greatest fantasy mind of them all. If you don’t mind me asking. How did you get the nickname dark lord?”
Dark Lord Mitchell: *Leans back in his chair and laughs maniacally*
“Would you like to know”.
The MFL 