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Everyone knows me and Jake were roommates back in the day, right? https://media.giphy.com/media/yrFrXTTTcHIY0/giphy.gif Eerily similar to the movie Stepbrothers but in real life... minus the bunk beds - No chance either of us would have made it to the top bunk. Genuinely the most fun/exciting/terrifying 2 years of my life. Jake, you remember that one …
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It was a balmy night… about 72 very humid degrees. We had wondered around the entire place at least once; we finally got our drinks and we decided that we needed to get in line for an attraction. The attraction we decided on was "3D killer clowns" because you can’t attend “Screammagedon” and not go …
Anyone down for another story? This one will be at my expense (can’t ridicule Caleb twice in a row) and probably a memory only a handful in the group know - so buckle up. The year was 2014 and I was obviously quite a bit younger and a bit more reckless with life choices than …
Setting the Scene *It’s Halloween Night and 5 young youths from the local town have made their way into the Haunted house at the end of the street* Max: “Uh… guys…. I don’t think we should be in here” Logan: “Max you’re such a baby! I don’t understand why we let the little baby even …
Do you guys wanna know something that genuinely brings me happiness in life? Reminiscing. I’ve learned that the older I get, the more I love talking about the past with friends. Cackling like a moron over some random moment in time half a dozen years ago IS MY SHIT. That being said.. Story time. The …
“Oh, hey the pizza is here” “Yo, can you pause the draft? It’d be nice to eat without having to worry about drafting” “Yea man, no problem. 15-minute break and then we will come back and finish the draft” That sounds like any given draft, on any given Saturday night in the month of August, …
Required listening material before reading the picks https://www.youtube.com/embed/OchyYnlHTdo (Headphones suggested if you’re around old people or children) Good, now that we have that out of the way - can we talk about how DMX was probably really hype when he heard this the first time? Think he occasionally takes the aux cord and is like …
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*Note before we start* Hey everyone, before we get started here, I am sorry this is coming out so late. Me and Jarro are working together to get these posts out on Thursday on a regular basis and I couldn't even get week 2 out (face palm emoji). I've had a rough two days, nothing …
<insert 80s theme music> I assume at this point we’ve all watched Cobra Kai, yeah? If you haven’t - let me fill you in. Johnny - ya know, the ultimate bad guy of the 80’s, sweeping legs and kicking ass - is now a middle aged dude living in a shady part of town with …
I am a natural people pleaser. I am the living embodiment of that scene from The Office where Pam explains that she doesn’t like thinking there are people in the world who don’t like her… “I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if …
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The MFL 
