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Hey… we are two weeks into the season… let’s play a fun game of (everybody say it with me, like they do on family feud when they reveal the answers…) MITCHELL WAS RIGHT AND MITCHELL WAS WRONG I am a big man, let’s start with where Mitchell was wrong. I gave Jarro an A on …
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So… everybody panic right? I mean, we got to see real football this weekend and some players/team really under performed. So… everybody panic right? Instead of the emotional or funny intro I usually give you, I am going to give you 3 teams that should... maybe not panic but at least be on alert. 1stCaleb- …
The year was 2004, I was 12 years old, sitting in the private room section of the Hooter in Lakeland (ya know, the one by the mall?) Now, this might not seem weird on the surface, maybe I was there with a little league team or something? But I wasn’t. Not even close. I was …
By Mason Smith Power Rankings. This is what the preseason all lives up to. If we can all recall back to last year what Mitchell’s preseason power rankings were, and in parenthesis after their name how they actually finished 2018 – side note I had to relisten to one of those podcasts to get this …
By Jarro Rouse As I sit on my couch, sipping Absolut, procrastinating my hurricane prep, only one real thing is on my mind. THE LEAGUE That’s right gentlemen, priorities. Learn them. There’s a reason your team is shit - and it’s probably because you’re buying ice and shoveling every pack of brown …
So there I was… standing in line at Taco Bell. The Bell is my usual lunch spot on days that end in a “y” but this time was different... I wasn't excited. My mouth wasn't watering... I had fallen into quite the Bell Rut. (Bell Rut is when I keep ordering the same thing at …
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The draft is finally here, and I am as excited as a teenage girl in 2014 when Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back at Starbucks.... (Pause for laughter) ... (Continues pausing) COME ON that's pretty good. I guess it takes a while to get back in the groove. Let's try again. The draft is finally here, …
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I remember a blissful period of my life when I'd spend 20-30 minutes before Thursday Night Football and I'd write a column of winners and losers for the week. Which... between us... was really just propaganda to get the players I want and insult the teams I thought were good. But it was fun, I …
This week, I’m going to give each team a piece of advise that will improve your team and help you make the playoffs. This week, we put Mitchell in the GM position for each team! Tim vs Logan Tim. Man this seat is hot and has cob webs everywhere... Like no one’s been here in …
This week I started a new playlist on Spotify called “Songs that were once my profile song on MySpace”, catchy I know. As I compile the list, a rush of emotion comes over me. I can actually remember the feeling/emotions that lead me to putting that song on my profile. Shadow Stabbing by Cake is …
