“Hey where’s that wifi area again?” “Why do you need wifi, we are on our honeymoon?” “I just need to check something” At this point, the Monday Night game had ended, so I knew that the results were final, and I couldn’t live with the idea of not being able to see my score until …
Week 4 Picks… Plus hope for the hopeless
So… you had a bad start to the season… I know. I hear your pain. I’ve been there too… I mean obviously not now look at me!?! I am practically shopping for the jacket. Back to you. I am here for you and I want to give you some hope. Let’s play a game… of …
Mitchell was right/Mitchell was wrong… Plus Week 3 Picks
Hey… we are two weeks into the season… let’s play a fun game of (everybody say it with me, like they do on family feud when they reveal the answers…) MITCHELL WAS RIGHT AND MITCHELL WAS WRONG I am a big man, let’s start with where Mitchell was wrong. I gave Jarro an A on …
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Panic Time… Plus Week 2 Picks
So… everybody panic right? I mean, we got to see real football this weekend and some players/team really under performed. So… everybody panic right? Instead of the emotional or funny intro I usually give you, I am going to give you 3 teams that should... maybe not panic but at least be on alert. 1stCaleb- …
The 69ers and Week 1 Picks
The year was 2004, I was 12 years old, sitting in the private room section of the Hooter in Lakeland (ya know, the one by the mall?) Now, this might not seem weird on the surface, maybe I was there with a little league team or something? But I wasn’t. Not even close. I was …
Mason’s Week 1 Power Rankings
By Mason Smith Power Rankings. This is what the preseason all lives up to. If we can all recall back to last year what Mitchell’s preseason power rankings were, and in parenthesis after their name how they actually finished 2018 – side note I had to relisten to one of those podcasts to get this …
Your Team’s Shit… But I Can Help
By Jarro Rouse As I sit on my couch, sipping Absolut, procrastinating my hurricane prep, only one real thing is on my mind. THE LEAGUE That’s right gentlemen, priorities. Learn them. There’s a reason your team is shit - and it’s probably because you’re buying ice and shoveling every pack of brown …
Day 14… Still No AirPods. Plus a true Taco Bell Story
So there I was… standing in line at Taco Bell. The Bell is my usual lunch spot on days that end in a “y” but this time was different... I wasn't excited. My mouth wasn't watering... I had fallen into quite the Bell Rut. (Bell Rut is when I keep ordering the same thing at …
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What to expect when you’re expecting… A Draft…
The draft is finally here, and I am as excited as a teenage girl in 2014 when Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back at Starbucks.... (Pause for laughter) ... (Continues pausing) COME ON that's pretty good. I guess it takes a while to get back in the groove. Let's try again. The draft is finally here, …
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Uh… Hi?
I remember a blissful period of my life when I'd spend 20-30 minutes before Thursday Night Football and I'd write a column of winners and losers for the week. Which... between us... was really just propaganda to get the players I want and insult the teams I thought were good. But it was fun, I …
