Setting the Scene *It’s Halloween Night and 5 young youths from the local town have made their way into the Haunted house at the end of the street* Max: “Uh… guys…. I don’t think we should be in here” Logan: “Max you’re such a baby! I don’t understand why we let the little baby even …
Inner Monologues, Pizza & Breezy F Baby
“Oh, hey the pizza is here” “Yo, can you pause the draft? It’d be nice to eat without having to worry about drafting” “Yea man, no problem. 15-minute break and then we will come back and finish the draft” That sounds like any given draft, on any given Saturday night in the month of August, …
An apology, 6picks and a movie from 2002
*Note before we start* Hey everyone, before we get started here, I am sorry this is coming out so late. Me and Jarro are working together to get these posts out on Thursday on a regular basis and I couldn't even get week 2 out (face palm emoji). I've had a rough two days, nothing …
Kicks Get Chicks and Week One Picks
<insert 80s theme music> I assume at this point we’ve all watched Cobra Kai, yeah? If you haven’t - let me fill you in. Johnny - ya know, the ultimate bad guy of the 80’s, sweeping legs and kicking ass - is now a middle aged dude living in a shady part of town with …
Pam Beesly, al-Qaeda, and the 2020 Pre-Season Power Rankings
I am a natural people pleaser. I am the living embodiment of that scene from The Office where Pam explains that she doesn’t like thinking there are people in the world who don’t like her… “I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if …
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2020 Draft Grades
Do you smell that? It's football and it's around the corner. Yep you heard me right we are almost a week away from football and that means all of our meaningless lives now have a purpose. Speaking of purpose, I have decided to take a couple minutes and bless you with my perfect opinions on …
Mitchell’s Draft Notes
It’s the most, wonderful timmmeeee of the yeeaarrr, with sleepers a talking, and everyone buzzing this could be my yeeeaaarrrr, it’s the most, wonderful timmmmeeee offfff thheeee yyyeeeeaaarrrrrrr… Wow, I just made that up on the spot, damn I’m good. Anyways, it’s time for my yearly draft day help article. I write these articles for …
“Do you remember when…”
Can you believe it, this Saturday kicks off the official start of our 2020 fantasy football season. This year will be unlike any other, not just because of Covid, but because this is the first year that our league will be having a Jubilee drawing, which has the potentially to completely flip our league on …
July 1st 2020: The Start of a new year
July 1st 2020 The official Start of the 2020 fantasy season for Mitchell Dohm (Owner of the Mitchell’s Lobos and overall good guy). So, I know what you’re thinking, "what separates July 1st from June 30th?" Excellent question. I learned pretty early in my fantasy career that if I care about the NFL 365 days …
Zimmerman, Adam
By Adam Zimmerman The rule I’m proposing is to add a form of compensation for “dead picks”, or picks that people are not able to use at the end of the draft due to having more picks then they have roster spots, as simply as possible. This would protect the base value of an …
